Track 4

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4-1. 導入

4-1. 導入 ◇状況:仕事のストレスで落ち込んだリスナーを気に掛けるシーン イチカ:おじぴぃ~、どうしたのぉ~? レイラ:さっきから身体丸めながら青ざめた顔しちゃってさ~… どしたん? 話聞こか~? (リスナーから一言言われる) 「いつもより優しい」って… そりゃ~そんな、 誰が見ても分かるぐらい「辛いです」って顔されちゃったらさ~。 …ったく、男ならチンポも姿勢も気合入れて立たせな~?     (肩に触れながら) イチカ:うっわぁ~、肩凝りっこりぃ~♪ イチカと一緒だぁ~♪ レイラ:まぁある意味ぃ…     背負ってるモンが似てるっていうか……     そもそもアーシらは目に見えるバカでかいモノ、二つも搭載しちゃってるしね~…     (身体に覆いかぶさる) レイラ:…しょっ     社会人ってさ~…     毎日長時間デスクワークとか色んな所歩かされたり…     身体コキ使われたりで…     おちおち、ゆっくりステバ(スタバのパクリ)で休憩もできねーもんなぁ…     サラリーマンは大変だねぇ~…ま、アーシらには理解できねーけど。 イチカ:それにぃ~……     今は若い女の子二人の相手までしちゃってるもんねぇ~…にひっ☆ レイラ:たしかに……     このまま上客に死なれでもしたら、アーシらも面目丸つぶれってゆーか…     むしろ大損になりかねないというか…     あ~、ヤッベ…     そう考えたら急に危機感マシてきたかも…      (不思議そうな顔でボケる) イチカ:どういう事ぉ~? レイラ:よーするにぃ、     イチカの大好きな“おじぴ”から色んなエンジョをしてもらえなくなる、ってこと…     (慌てる) イチカ:えぇ~そんなの絶対ダメぇ~っ、     イチカたちが絶ッッ対にそんな事させないからっ!     ね? 生きよう? 働こう? 死んじゃわないようにしよ? レイラ:わ~…言ってる事メチャクチャ~…      (考える素振り)      すぅ~………イチカぁ~、今度オッサンにアレ……やってみっかぁ?      (思い出したように) イチカ:…? あぁ~っ! アレ~? さんせぇ~い♪ やろやろぉ~♪ イチカ:おじぴおじぴぃ~♪     今度イチカたちと会う時はぁ~…楽しみにしててねぇ♪ レイラ:日頃アーシらをご愛顧してくれてるオッサンに感謝を込めてぇ~……     たっ…ぷりサービス♪ してあげるかんねぇ…♪ イチカ:にっひっひ~☆ レイラ:んっふっふ~♪

4-1. Introduction

4-1. Introduction ◇ Situation: A scene where the speaker shows concern for a listener who is depressed due to work stress. Ichika: Uncle, what's wrong? Layla: She's been curled up and looking pale for a while now... What's wrong? Want to talk? (A listener says something) "He's kinder than usual"... Well, that's not true. When someone's face clearly shows they're suffering, it's obvious to anyone who looks at them. Seriously, if you're a man, you should put some effort into making your dick stand up and your posture look good, right? (Touching his shoulder) Ichika: Wow, my shoulders are so stiff! Just like Ichika's! Leila: Well, in a way... It's like we're carrying similar burdens... For starters, Arshi and the others are equipped with two ridiculously huge things that are visible to the naked eye... (He leans over her body) Layla: ...Well, being a working adult is... I spend long hours at a desk every day, or I'm made to walk around to various places... Being used and abused physically... I can't even relax and take a break at a Starbucks rip-off... Being a salaryman must be tough... though we can't really understand it. Ichika: And... Now I'm even keeping two young girls company...hehe☆ Leila: That's true... If one of our best customers were to die like this, it would be a complete loss of face for us guys... In fact, it could end up being a huge loss... Oh no... Thinking about it that way, I suddenly feel a greater sense of urgency... (He makes a puzzled face and acts silly) Ichika: What do you mean? Layla: In short, This means Ichika will no longer be able to enjoy various things with her beloved "Uncle"... (panicking) Ichika: No way, that's absolutely not okay! Ichika and the others will absolutely never let that happen! Right? Let's live? Let's work? Let's make sure we don't die? Layla: Wow... what you're saying is completely nonsensical... (Pretending to think) Hmm... Ichika, should we try that thing on the old guy next time? (As if suddenly remembering) Ichika: ...? Ahh! What? I agree♪ Let's do it♪ Ichika: Ojipi ojipi~♪ Next time we meet Ichika and the others... I hope you'll look forward to it♪ Leila: I'd like to express my gratitude to all the old guys who have been supporting Arshi and the others all this time... I'll give you plenty of service♪ Ichika: Heeheehee☆ Layla: Hehehe~♪

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